The Roast 20th June: Julian Assange seeks asylum in Ecuador: “Will sleep in any room that isn’t 6 x 8 and windowless”
Fairfax Media to undergo changes (‘changes’ synonymous with self-destruction)
Roast News Update 18th June: China sends its first woman into space - well that’s one way to solve over population.
The Roast 15th June: Victorian school reverts to Victorian-era standards by making physical contact out of bounds.
The Roast 14th June: Mogadishu loses title as world’s most dangerous city, it put the scar in Madagascar
The Roast 12th June: PM David Cameron forgets his daughter in a pub, Margaret Thatcher forgets her husband’s name
Roast 08th June: Social networks hacked in anti-social behaviour.
Tom was young and naive… plus he needed the money.
HACK DOWN!
Tom attempts to communicate with the strange light people.
